Gibbons, Titus, and The Chocolate Bar

Posted by Myrna the Minx on May 30, 2006 | Comments (0) | Trackbacks (0)

Anjeanette Damon points out that gubernatorial candidates Gibbons and Titus have wisely located their offices near a very hopping watering hole. Could a minx ask for more from her political candidates than such strategic office placement? Both Gibbons and Titus have graciously located their offices within walking distance of the Chocolate Bar which is fantastic in several ways. First, if Gibbons says something ridiculous about immigration at the open house say, instead of steaming away in a huff, I can drink it off with a nice C Martini, and return back for more debate (and, inevitably, more C Martinis). And if the celebration vibe overpowers me at Titus’ place, I can prolong the celebration for hours and hours with a nice C Martini (s). Isn’t the political process grand? Maybe I’ll see Zach there?

That’s how it works in Washington D.C. you know? Bars are placed conveniently all over Capitol Hill so everyone that isn’t elected can easily spend a lot of time drinking copious amounts of alcohol and having copious amounts of sex which contributes to an overall sense of comraderie as you might expect. Its only when the politicians do it that things get ugly. Haven’t you read Wonkette?

I wish that guy in the chocolate martini outfit was Clive Owen. Yum-my! I can’t even tell you what I’d do to that glass.