Linking to The Minx, A Bad Career Move?
Diane Cohn, Reno super technically skilled real estate agent extraordinaire, risks her career by linking to the minx and proposes a Reno blogger meet and greet. While I appreciate Ms. Cohn’s bravery, and note that she is also a fan of the champagne soaked cocktail party, the invitation is not enough to tempt the minx out of the last few shreds of anonymity she has left.
Under what conditions would the minx meet?
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1. A secret location to be determined by the minx and known only to Bjorn her houseboy.
2. Houseboy Bjorn will pick up each attendee and blindfolded them until they reach the destination.
3. The minx will arrive last and leave first.
4. The minx will pre-select an alcohol drink for each attendee and they must drink at least five of them before anyone is allowed to speak.
5. Everyone except the minx will submit to a lie detector test administered by Bjorn after all alcoholic drinks have been consumed.
6. All attendess must sign a release allowing the minx to blog about the results.
7. All attendees except for the minx must sign a release for any damage or pain suffered during the meeting.
8. The meeting room must be draped in lavender chiffon by Bjorn because lavender brings out the minx’s eyes.
9. Bjorn will have a stun gun on hand to be used on anyone who violates any of the above conditions. He may also use it if the minx feels it to be necessary.
Ready when you are!
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Minx:
We’re there.
-MMP