Ryan Atwood Will Kick Your Ass

Posted by Myrna the Minx on August 1, 2006 | Comments (0) | Trackbacks (0)

The minx was thrilled to receive an email from Ryan Atwood today. Yes, that Ryan Atwood! I didn’t even know he knew I existed. Its well known that the minx is a sucker for bad, bad boys, but Ryan Atwood is a bad boy with a heart of gold. I mean, anyone who would take that alcoholic tramp Marissa back after her fling with that crazy drug fiend Oliver Trask, is practically a saint. And the way he protected that slut Theresa from her abusive ex-boyfriend, even though she had no idea whether her baby’s father was Ryan’s or Eddie’s? Swoon.

It turns out Ryan knows the children of one of Nevada’s candidates for state office which speaks very well of them. He wanted to let me know that some jerk might be trying to use them in a non-existent smear campaign. But Ryan and I have it covered, and as he’s shown many times before, he’s not afraid to get rough when it means defending the innocent. Neither is the minx for that matter. Double swoon.

We both suspect Oliver Trask–he’s shown how low he’s willing to stoop many times. And sure, he might pull that whole fake suicide stunt again, but we’ve seen it before. Anyone asshole can set up a blog. No link for a slink like you.