Pelosi Gains Control: Election Results Update
The nightmare of Republicans everywhere has come true. Democrats have taken control of the house (CNN just said so!) and liberal she-devil Nancy Pelosi is in charge of the barge. That’s right, Pelosi scared voters so much, they voted for her out of fear. She’s Italian–she knows all about retribution. Here are some other more local results:
- Ensign has been “declared” the winner.
- Gibbons and Titus are neck and neck with 9% of the vote in
- Derby trails Heller by 4% with 18% of the vote in
- The Terminator is re-elected.
- South Dakotans show they’re human after all and reject the most restrictive abortion legislation ever proposed.
Similar Posts:
- A Closer Look At The Nevada Gubernatorial Election Result
- CD 2 Candidate Jill Derby Storms DailyKos
- Titus and Derby on DCCC “Red to Blue” List
Enjoy this post? Leave a comment below or subscribe to my feed. You also can sign up for email delivery by clicking here.
Attention bible-thumpers: teh gay agenda will be implemented immediately — and fabulously! Please report to your nearest Wal-Mart to purchase federally mandated disco dancin’ shoes, rainbow chaps and Judy Garland albums. Meth fiend preacher closet cases are expected to own said required items already, and will be fined for delayed compliance.
Audits of purchase will be conducted by the House Select Committee on Moral Relativism, headed by Chairman Barney Frank. Noncompliance will result in a trip to Gitmo for waterboarding and repeated viewings of Mommie Dearest.
Your cooperation is appreciated.
Hey, your’re not Speaker Pelosi! She doesn’t believe in torture.