Forget About Politics, Let’s Have Some Mancake!

Thanks for letting me borrow the photo Scott Sady

And a local mancake to boot. Reno river rat and resident whitewater hunk Jay Kincaid finally took a picture worthy of his mancakey deliciousness. Is that a kayak on your head Jay, or are you just happy to see me? The caption below this photo on RGJ.com reads: “Local pro kayaker for the team Jackson, Jay Kincaid has won more professional freestyle competitions both nationally and internationally than anyone except Eric Jackson.”

Yeah, and? Jay Kincaid is about 5 inches taller than Eric Jackson and has an additional 30 or so pounds of tightly-wrapped, often rubber-encased muscular bootey on his shapely frame(that’s the French pronunciation of “booty” in case you didn’t know). Sorry EJ–you’re a nice guy and all, but seriously–the minx needs a little body with her bootey if you know what I mean. Plus you have a bunch of kids–gross.

I know what you’re all thinking: “Minx, Jay is too naive and innocent to become your fourth husband.” First of all, how the hell do you know? I can play innocent. And second of all, I have a lot to teach someone like Jay, especially about……..blogging. And how many wives wouldn’t mind if you married another woman. I honestly don’t mind if Jay marries his fiancee Lisa–that way–neither one of us will get bored or be tied down.

So Jay, what do you say? The dudes at Paddler magazine said I could ask you anything.

Just think ladies, in less than one week, you can get your fill of Jay and the rest of his kayaker buddies at the Reno River Festival. See you at the Grant’s Landing Boater Cross (creative marketing Silverstar)! May the sun be shining and the river high, well, at least as high as possible in a drought. I have a history with the River Festival—its what convinced me to move downtown four years ago and I’ve never been happier.

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