Undercover Minx!

Posted by kayakmama on June 30, 2007 | Comments (0) | Trackbacks (0)

I have discovered the truth about the Minx! No, she is not pregnant. No, the Jamaican island sex party rumors are not true, and what happens in Vegas can stay in Vegas. I have it on good authority that Myrna the Minx has gone undercover to expose America’s favorite hate swilling good time gal, Ann Coulter.

My massage therapist Olga is trading massages for tennis lessons with Bjorn and she claims he tells her everything when he’s on the table……I mean EVERYTHING! (She is actually writing a book about it.) So, Bjorn told her that Ms. Minx has traveled to Manhattan to bar hop with Miss Coulter, Bill O’ Reilly and Rush Limbaugh, immersing herself in the seedy underside of the ultra right wing conservative mind in order to find out how it works and do some big-time damage-God knows I can’t figure it out! She has been spotted sporting little black cocktail dresses, flipping her long locks next to Miss Coulter while drinking Lemon Drops at several trendy bars in the area, even going so low as to play Sandra Bernhardt to Coulter’s Madonna in the company of Mickey Kaus. By becoming Anne’s BFF, She hopes to gain a Fox News TV interview where she can sit side by side with Coulter and surprise the country by confirming the rumors that Miss Coulter is the secret love spawn from an early affair between Ted Kennedy and Nancy Pelosi on live television. Also, Bjorn has been doing research, and although he cannot substantiate this yet, he suspects that Coulter was born a hermaphrodite and it was Kennedy matriarch Rose Kennedy who decided her sex because she wanted another grand daughter, adam’s apple be damned.

If ever the Minx needed our support, it is now. To think she has so selflessly flung herself into right-wing bile of our society to bring us the truth about them just brings knots to my stomach.

GOD SAVE THE MINX!