Nevada Governor Jim Gibbons Filing for Divorce?
The Gleaner is “reporting” that Nevada Governor Jim Gibbons is filing for divorce. I have had several inquiries, and as much as I wish I knew something, no one I spoke to can or will confirm the rumor tonight. I’m sure we’ll hear more about this tomorrow. Wonkette’s Ken Layne is already all over the story and says Dawn Gibbons filed the papers. BTW, I think Layne is secretly in love with America’s worst governor.
During our most sordid American midterm campaign, Congressman Jim Gibbons brought important attention to his bid for the governorship of Nevada by getting caught in some sleazy Vegas scene where he allegedly tried to drag a cocktail waitress back to his hotel room and then pretty much threatened to dump her corpse in the desert if she complained. Oh, Jim Gibbons, we have missed your stupid antics. Your nice wife Dawn Gibbons? Not so much. We hear she had divorce papers delivered to you Wednesday.
The reasons for Mrs. Gibbons’ claim are sordid. We hear Governor Jim didn’t kiss this particular other woman, at least not on the lips. The mouth lips.
Sweet nothings if I’ve ever heard them.
If true, the timing is either really odd or really convenient. Gibbons just returned from a trip to the National Governor’s Association annual meeting in Washington D.C. today.
I wonder if this article on the mating habits of gibbons can provide any insight? The infamous “napkin head gangsta” photo above is grounds enough for a divorce filing by First Lady Dawn Gibbons.
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Good grief!
Reminds me of the time someone in Las Vegas told me that if I thought the waitress story was bad, then I should head to DC where the stories are much worse …and how the Nevada media had failed to investigate what was openly known. Those damn casino moguls and their boy!
Don’t think too much. Let themselves to make decision.