Mary Ann Busted with Mary Jane
Photo courtesy of AP
I know, I’m a day or so late, but I’ve been busy. I was probably always a Mary Ann girl, but after Dawn Wells was arrested for position of marijuana on Tuesday, there is absolutely no doubt. I’ve always hated Gilligan’s Island, but my brother, who has always been older and bigger than me, loved it so I ended up watching more than I’d have preferred (same with Dr. Who and the Bugs Bunny, Roadrunner Hour). Everyone character on Gilligan’s Island acted and spoke like a cartoon, and I hate cartoons.
Although neither Ginger or Mary Anne would win the Academic Decathlon and both of their wardrobes were ridiculous, at least Mary Ann tried to hang out with the Professor as much as possible–IQ by proxy required some intelligence. Ginger seemed to function more as a drag queen than anything else. Seriously, everyone on that damn island was nuts.
And Ms. Wells’ mugshot is perhaps the best mugshot ever for its sheer irony. I mean, Wells looks dangerous doesn’t she? All four feet of her?
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Anybody else see the makings of a great road movie from this?
I love MA. Long live Gilligan’s Island! Say, didn’t Bob Denver get busted a few years ago for drugs? Hmmmm….?
Jay leno made a joke the other night, about dawn wells, and bob denver( gilligan) sitting around getting stoned, and sitting around watching old re-runs of “Gilligans Island”.
Talks about going full-circle..
imagine a little old lady, driving around stoned. talk about really driving slow!
and if you thought that was funny- this is really a scream! (i just cant get enough mileage out of this link):
http://www.cinematographers.nl/GreatDoPh/Films/BlazingSaddles2.jpg
guess which state governor this is? spitzer-giggles!
At least Governor Gibbons wouldnt be breaking any state laws, or the (is it really called this?) MANn ACT!
BTW- our allen county sheriff has 6500 lbs of Marijuana bales he’s like to cash in, to help his budget.
I’m all for supporting my local sheriff’s. So do you know anybody that has some cash, to buy some legal medicianl marijuana, and send the proceeds to my local law enforcement agency? sounds like a legal win-win to me!
have a nice weekend, y’all!
Do you think the Sheriff might be interested in selling
by the ounce? He’ll end up with more! (? to David.)
We don’t have stores in Nevada. That I can’t figure out!
Be a great source of revenue….and assistance to medical
users who (most, it seems, from a recent RGJ report) have
black thumbs and therefore have difficulties in maintaining
a proper supply.
About 5′ 5″ and a Wooster High grad, I think.