3 Unconnected Things

Posted by Zeke on June 21, 2008 | Comments (0) | Trackbacks (0)

Zeke is Hot. No not like that. I am Hot. It is summer now, and in summer I think less well than usual. Because of the HEAT.

Bottom line: I couldn’t think of a clever way to link these 3 things together so too bad:

Alaska
According to recent Polls, Obama is 3% points behind McCain in the USA’s biggest and frigidest State. ALASKA. I had to at that twice myself. Although it kinda makes sense; there are vast numbers of people there who have seen both global warming effects AND know what ANWR really is. There are also lots of Military (who probably HATE their being based there) and lots of Inuits, who I guess like Obama. They call him”IT-THA-CHO” which means “That Guy Who May Actually Come Up Here Some Day”.

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REPUBLICANS SPENDING OUR MONEY
One thing that McCain and Gibbons have in common: they feel the need to needlessly spend our tax money. McCain is currently giving crap to Obama for his forgoing public financing, although it is McCain that is spending OUR tax dollars to Finance HIS campaign to cut OUR tax Dollars. Does that make sence? Nope.
How about this. Jim Gibbons is calling a Special Session of the NV Legislature to figure out how to NOT spend our money. Zeke has a tip. DON’T CALL A SPECIAL SESSION, and do your damn job! Get the other State Officals in the room, who are already on the clock, and FIGURE it out.
If Gibbons is incapable of doing this, maybe he should resign. Or go back to Iraq and “Help out” there. He sure ain’t helping here.

CAUCUS
OK, look. The word “caucus” is confusing. Even many of the people that went to the Nevada Caucus STILL have no idea what it means. So when Pundits, Media Idiots and Politicions use “Caucus” to discrie ANY THING other than our little January 19th thing, they are acting like Smarty Pants who have learned a new word. Like a 3 year old. “I caucused with the Clinton Caucus at the Nevad Caucus yesterday”. That is retarded. Use another word, show your creativity. How about “gang” or “cabal” or “mob” or “crew”? There actually was a website in town not too long ago called the “Washoe Democratic Caucus”, like ONE guy writting on the Internet makes up a “Caucus” in any definition of the word.
Clearly the word has made it’s mark, and it’s time for it to step down and reflect on it’s Salad Days. Kinda like Reno Mayor Bob Cashell. But that’s another post entirely.