AD32: 3 Down and 3 To Go

Posted by Zeke on July 2, 2008 | Comments (0) | Trackbacks (0)

As you probably have noticed, Zeke has taken an interest in the Assembly District 32 Republican Primary. Why? Good Freaking Question. Only thing I can figure is that it’s like watching Roller Derby: you don’t really care about any of the players and you don’t care who wins, but it sure is fun watching them smack each other around! See how I am? My PO says it is “anti-social behavior”, but then again people DO watch roller derby.

I have discussed a bit about some of the players but here is a recap of the vast differences of the 6 Well-off White Male candidates, for those of you who weren’t paying attention:

Mike Nance: Hates Taxes and Criminals, Loves Guns and wants to kill all the CHEAT GRASS. A Good Plan.
Mike Weber:Hates Taxes and John Marvel, Loves Guns and Pictures of his Truck. Also tells great Fractured Fairy Tales about ~~The Poor~~ Bears.
Eric Smith:Hates Taxes, Loves Guns and funding Alternate Energy. SAY WHAT!? Also doesn’t wanna deport everyone with a Spanish surname.(How DARE him be reasonable!)

OK that leaves 3 candidates to go. The incumbent, John Marvel, has been super busy at the Capitol trying to save us all having from all “living in a van, down by the river” by straightening out the budget. I will give him a break for not having set up a campaign website I can make fun of. He’s been very, very, very busy. See Ironic Picture of Marvel’s Solitare Game from last week:

But Glenn Dawson, who has been all over the TV and that crazy Ron Paul GOP Convention Thing last weekend, has not gotten around to creating a website. Did he forget? Is he running for office still? Well, he has been leading on the AD32 ZEKEPOLL for weeks so somebody must like him(at least one person with OCD, anyway).

And Don Gustavson, who had been the Assemblymen way back when, also has a webpage up and running although it is so damn boring I am loathing having to find something funny to say about it. I mean it is PLAIN. Like AMISH Plain. Nevada is supposed to be exciting and interesting. His site is like, Nebraskaesque. No wonder “Cowboy Johnny” Marvel beat him. Maybe he’ll read this and put something interesting on the site. Reading his site is like reading some of the other political blogs around the State: factually correct and freaking boring. I’ll get to him at some point. Maybe. If I don’t fall asleep and drool all over the bar.

41 Days to go til the Primary. 10 days to go to change your registration to Republican, if ya wanna vote. And Yes, you can Write In Ron Paul if ya want.