How to Eat Dinner This Fall

Posted by Zeke on July 3, 2008 | Comments (0) | Trackbacks (0)

Oh, it’s Coming. Count on it, people.

WAVES AND WAVES of Campaigners. Knocking on the damn door during dinner. Or during the last 30 seconds of The Game.

First they are gonna wanna see who you support. The next time they wanna stick a sign in yer window or yard. Then they want you to go and vote. Non-stop all the way up to November 4th.

Well here are 5 EASY THINGS you can do to Stop It.

1. Pick a Party. Being a Non-Partisan is a GREAT WAY to be a freaking target for both campaigns all summer. Being a Dem is cooler, but you can register as a Republican if ya want to. Just don’t vote for McCain or Heller if ya have any sense.

2. When a campaign calls you or stops by, tell them YOU LOVE their candidate. If they think they “have you“, they will leave you alone. Being wishy washy will get you return visits. At dinner time.

3. When Early Voting starts, GO AND VOTE. The first minute of the first day. Once you vote, you’ll be off the campaign’s lists and they won’t “stop by” or Robocall you.

4. Put a candidate’s sign in your yard for EVERY OFFICE on the Ballot. The campaigns will walk right by if they see their candidate or the opponents sign.

5. Get a GREAT BIG DOG and leave it in the front yard. Or justa “BEWARE OF HUGE DOG” sign. Drip some blood colored paint on it for good measure. Also disconnect your phone and move to Utah. Come back on Novemeber 5th.