Live Blogging First Presidential Debate In Reno: Part 2

Posted by Myrna the Minx on September 26, 2008 | Comments (0) | Trackbacks (0)

Obama: “McCain is Bush’s long lost twin with the wrong headed policies and fashion sense. ”

McCain: “Freeze spending on everything but entitlements because I’ve become a socialist like all my other rich Republican friends.” Oh yeah, and I’m totally ducking the war costs point.

Obama: “I have to make tough decisions. Here’s one. Suspend John McCain’s insane campaign! We could save the country from the economic and exceptionalism crisis it currently suffers from.”

McCain: “Tax cuts! Tax cuts! Tax cuts! And let me take a cue from my wise running mate, agencies have inefficiencies. I know we can find them if we look for the inefficiency. Where are the inefficiencies? Where are my pants?” The surge! I was for the surge! I was against torture. Wait, I changed my mind on that too. Torture is good and American and good.”

Obama: “War is bad. You were wrong. You are still wrong. Myrna would like her sister to come home right now so shut up because you are a war mongering cold war freak of nature.”