Live Blogging First Presidential Debate In Reno: Part 3
McCain: “General Patreaus, General Patreaus, General Patreaus! General Patreaus will save us, I mean me. I hate debates. Why can’t I control facial expressions? Why don’t people respond when I play my sympathy cards about being a prisoner of war anymore?”
Obama: “Whoops, you forgot about Osama Bin Lasden didn’t you?” I know facts are tough to deal with
McCain: “General Patreaus, General Patreaus, General Patreaus! That’s all I got. Except there will be Armageddon if Obama is elected. Just ask my running mate who is an expert in this area.”
Obama: “Do you really want to talk about this with me sonny?! I’ve got more strategy in my back pocket that you have in the entire square footage of all your 200 homes!”
McCain: “Let me reference another old white guy like George Schultz because I’d like to make sure the American people know just how goddamned old I am. I am stuck in the dark ages mother fuckers. Pakistan! Pakistan! Pakistan!
Obama: “Stop singing your old white man songs!”
McCain: “Reagan sucker! Top that! Oh, and mothers of dead sons love me. I meet them all the time in airport bathrooms and such.”
Obama: “I got a bracelet too Mr. insane crazy cold war freak of nature boy!”
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Has anyone noticed that John McCain is not wearing an American flag lapel pin? Why does he hate America so much?
Hey, you know you type better than whoever was doing the close captioning last night!!